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Luni, 2 oct 2017 06:07
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Exemplu de devalorizare: Atunci când soția schimbă inima de aur a soțului pe p*nisul de fier al vecinului. |
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Luni, 2 oct 2017 06:07
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Doi scotieni: -Pe tine te cheama Vincent, asa-i? -Da. -Atunci de ce semnezi intotdeauna Vin? -Pentru ca la fiecare semnatura economisesc un cent! |
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Luni, 2 oct 2017 06:07
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Dacă prostia ar avea frunze, mulți ar avea mereu umbră deasupra capului! |
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Luni, 2 oct 2017 06:07
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De sezon: Iubirea e ca răceala... te doare capul, ți se înmoaie picioarele, nu poți dormi, vorbești singur, nu ai poftă de mâncare. Cu toate astea e mai bine să răcești, că trece mai repede. |
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Luni, 2 oct 2017 06:08
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Am realizat că sunt o persoană foarte romantică, pentru că atunci când te bag în p*zda mă-tii o spun din toată inima. |
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Luni, 2 oct 2017 09:05
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Din misterele lumii: Cu toate că petrec foarte mult timp privindu-și fundul în oglindă....femeile nu sunt în stare să parcheze lateral. |
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Luni, 2 oct 2017 09:16
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Prima oară când m-am uitat la un film po.rno: - Ce om nenorocit, nu merită să fie cu ea! |
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Luni, 2 oct 2017 09:34
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A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?" The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people". |
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Luni, 2 oct 2017 09:35
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A man once said to me, 'When one door closes, another one opens.' 'That’s all well and good,' I said, 'but until you fix it, I’m not buying the car.' |
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Luni, 2 oct 2017 09:35
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A lawyer married a woman who had divorced eight husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be, you have been married eight times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Politician, he kept telling me how great it would be. Husband #2 was a Salesman, never tried it but told others how great it is. Husband #3 was an Engineer, he understood the process but wanted a few years to study possible methods of implementing the process. Husband #4 was in Management, he thought he knew how, was told by others how to do it, was tutored, and even seen video clips on how, but was never able to deliver. Husband #5 was a Mama's boy, she would not let him do it. Husband #6 was a Psychologist, all he did was talk about it. Husband #7 was a Gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. Husband #8 was a stamp collector, all he wanted to do is lick it... GOD I miss him! But now that I married you, I am really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but why?" "Because," said the new bride. "You're a Lawyer, I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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