Bancul Zilei

HAIDUCUL1

O blondă intră într-un magazin şi face cumpărături de 100 de lei.
Când să plătească, fata de la casă îi spune:
- Nu vă supăraţi dar bancnota aceasta de o sută de lei este falsă!
- Aoleu! Vai de mine!… Asta înseamnă că am fost violată!

mambo

realisto, vezi ca e greşită adresa. verifică şi trimite-mi pe privat. :))))

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One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world.
On the way there, he tells his driver, that looks a bit like him, "I'm sick of all these conferences, I always say the same things over and over!"
The drivers agrees, "You're right, as your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."
"That's a great idea!" says Einstein "Lets switch places then!"
So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein, goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
But in the crowd, there was one scientist who wanted to impress everyone and thought of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he wouldn't be able to respond.
So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question.
The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.
The driver looks at him, dead in the eyes and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."

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My son just got kicked out of school for letting a girl je.rk him off.
I said son, that's the third school this year, maybe teaching isn't for you.

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I didn't realise how much my wife loved me, Till recently when i was off work with the flu... Everytime there was a knock on the door,she'd jump up shouting, "my husband's home, my husband's home!".

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The wife just told me that she's pregnant and expecting twins at Christmas. She's going to be a fantastic single mum.

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I hate it when girls talk about you. Especially to the police.

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Today I became the first man to ever use the internet on the moon. Yet, somehow, there are still hot single girls in my area.

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Dacă Trump va câștiga alegerile din Statele Unite, va fi pentru prima oară în istorie, când un rasist miliardar se va muta într-o locuință proprietate de stat, din care tocmai a fost evacuată o familie de negri!