Joke of the Day

maryjan

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Logica feminina cand vrea iubita ta sa-i dai pe mana telefonul sau parola de FB:
-Nu i le dai: Ai ceva de ascuns!
-Accepti sa i le dai: Lasa ca stiu eu, ai sters tot mai inainte!

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Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.
The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Geoffrey's. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.
So she goes over to Geoffrey and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.
He leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Pounds?"

HAIDUCUL1

Din epopeea inscrierii la liceu am ramas cu o concluzie practica:
Ar trebui sa existe si clase de gaming, nu doar de mate-fizica si uman.
Sa mearga copilul unde are talent si-a muncit. La Mate-Counterstrike sau la GTA-Info.
Plus ca se pierd prea multe ore cu istoria sau biologia. Desi si acolo ar merge un Civilisatiom sau Bioshock in curicula!
Asa am avea si noi dialoguri normale cu copii:
"Ce teme ai?"
"Pai mi-a dat doamna doua nivele din Call of Duty si dupa aia sa fac conspect la istoria jocurilor din Red Alert. Nu mi-l faci tu? Ca e din vremea ta!"

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- Care-i cea mai buna metoda de protectie, atunci cand nu ai prezervativ?
- O identitate falsa.