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Picture of the day (20)

Cheap... Cheap
20 november 2015
Rating: 7.75
Balsam for...... Balsam for...
2 october 2015
Rating: 7.43
Got it!... Got it!
14 september 2014
Rating: 5.71
Finally, the Eden fruit was found...... Finally, the Eden fruit was found...
28 january 2011
Rating: 8.20
A team from the bowling league... !!!... A team from the bowling league... !!!
2 january 2011
Rating: 7.60
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Proposals for joke of the day (84)

4 august 2017
Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"

Nu este prea scurt, este "one liner".:)
3 august 2017
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use a condom, these people are called dads.
1 august 2017
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
29 july 2017
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
27 july 2017
O blonda voia sa-si cumpere o pereche de pantofi de crocodil, mergea din magazin in magazin ca sa gaseasca cel mai bun pret. Preturile erau, insa, exorbitant de mari.
– Deci, nu negociati nimic la pantofii astia?
– Ne pare rau domnita, astea-s preturile, nu avem ce face.
– OOOFFF, pai la banii astia ma duc si-mi cumpar o pusca, si ma duc si-mi impusc un crocodil si-mi fac rost de pantofi gratis!!!
– N-aveti decat, domnisoara!
Blonda isi ia pusca si pleaca la vanatoare. Vanzatorul, in drum spre casa, trece pe langa o mlastina unde o vede pe blonda. In fata ei apare un crocodil de vreo 6 metri, blonda, cu sange rece, il impusca si-l tareste pe un damb unde mai erau intinsi vreo 7 crocodili. Il ia de picioare, il suceste si cu un racnet de deznadejde:
– LA NAIBA!!!!!!!!! Si asta-i descult….
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Problem of the day (1)

The father positioning
4 april 2008

 Acest exercitiu a fost creat de un profesor de matematica de la Universitatea din Barcelona care apoi a cerut elevilor sai sa o rezolve.

Problema: Mama are cu 21 ani mai mult decit copilul sau si peste 6 ani copilul va fi de 5 ori mai tinar decit mama. Intrebare: UNDE ESTE TATAL?

(Note: 1. Gindeste-te bine, cu calm si nu citi imediat solutia!! 2. Aceasta problema se poate rezolva matematic)

Rating: 5.00
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