Joke of the Day

mcngabriel

Si gainile se pregatesc pentru oktoberfest

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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

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Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

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Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?

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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

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Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

:)))))))))))))))))))

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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

STORM

[Grab his/her ass.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? :)))))))

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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Nice fucking weather. Want to?

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's in your bra?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

:)))))))))))

octavian33

Hei, you ''TVENTY FIVE",  Where the fuck are you " landed" here? Oh, I know: Your great-grandfather has escaped from a Southern Cotton plantation, and now, you teach us your baby-slave afro English; exatly as in Bronx, right?
 Pina una-alta, ia mai "go to hell, you, mother fucker"!  SECATURA FUDULA, nu vezi ca rar gasesti cite-un "interesting (asa, ca tine) care-o "arde" pe ENGLISHMAN-ul asa ca tine? O fi vreun complexat, saracu'...

HAIDUCUL1

http://www.220.ro/funny/Adevarul-Unei-Intalniri-Romantice/CdKvakvZS1/?

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Islamic, Muslim Pick-up Lines!
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
I didn’t trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

Jewish Pick-up Lines!
You had me at Shalom.
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
can I put out your burning bush?
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
Which commandment do you want to break?
Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why...
My apples are just dying for your honey!
I'll take you to the promised land.
God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you
The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah.
I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns...
Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?
How bout I play Moses and u play with my staff?
How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive?
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?

sanmarco

Azi e 18 septembrie!

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Pirate Pick-up Lines!
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight!
Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

Medieval, Middle Ages Pick-up Lines!
What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?
I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.
You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?
Would you care to see my longsword in action?
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.

Model United Nations (U.N.) Pick-up Lines!
For a third-world country, you're pretty well-developed.  :))))))
I Motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece
I'm Hungary for Djibouti.
I Ecuador you.
I want to visit your Netherlands.
You can lift my sanctions any day!
Can I put missiles in your country?
My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?

Science Fiction Geek Pick-up Lines!
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!',but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I can't help it,my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Nice buns,Princess! On your head, that is.
Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.
Why don't we head to my bed,peel back my Star Wars sheets,and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?

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SAT Preparation Pick-up Lines!
Do you believe in adventitious love or do I have to walk by again?
You have the propensity for taking my breath away.
Why don't we go upstairs so I can acculturate myself with your body.
It's inscrutable that God was able to let you out of heaven baby.
I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.
Seeing your beautiful face makes my smile agrandize.
Girl, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous!
Watching you walk into the room has put me in a state of ferment.
I know you're noncommittal about comming home with me, so maybe i'll just get you drunk so we can turn that into a yes!
Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?
Everytime I hear your voice it reverberates within my soul.
You should be warned, I have the propensity for getting girls to come home with me!
I'm going to blazon my love for you all over town.

Superman Pick-up Lines!
Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.
I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.

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Medical Doctor Pick-up Lines!
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. :))
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma. =)))))))))
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

Pick-up Lines for Math Geeks and Nerds!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial? :))
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain. :))
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. =)))))
You've got more curves than a triple integral. :))
If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.  :)))
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
Wanna expand my polynomial?

simpson

off, nu stiam ca bancul meu este deja cunoscut.... :(

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Physics Pick-up Lines!
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
What's your resonance frequency?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
How do you feel about group experiments?
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? :)))
Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done. :))
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby. =)))))))
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that. :))))))
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Halo Pick-up Lines!
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you. :))
Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb. :))
When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”... I would have to agree.
What do you say I take my flag to your base and score? :))
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?

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Super Mario Bros. Pick-up Lines!
If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.  :))
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
You don't have to turn on a game to play with me.

St. Patrick's Day Pick-up Lines!
I ain't got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.
How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?

Christmas-themed, Santa Claus Pick-up Lines!
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
I know when you`ve been bad or good...so let`s skip the small talk!
Are you interested in seeing the "South Pole"?
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?  :))))))))))))))
Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

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Halloween Pick-up Lines!
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...  =)))))
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.  =)))
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.  :))
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!  =)))
Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!  =)))))))))

Hindu Pick-up Lines!
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

Computer Geek Pick-up Lines!
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine! :))
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.  :))))
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.  =))
You make my software turn into hardware! :))
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. :))
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
Your homepage or mine?
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Need me to unzip your files?
How about we go home and you handle my exception?

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Harry Potter Pick-up Lines!
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. :))
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood. :))
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.  :))

Twilight Pick-up Lines!
Edward's Pick Up Lines:
My sister can see the ******. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
Jacob's Pick Up Lines:
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds.  :))
Will you be the mother of my puppies?  :))
So…how do you feel about dogs?
I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body? :))

Dog Pick-up Lines!
Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment! :))
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life. =))))))))))))) =)))))))))))
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Did you win "best in show"?, because you sure are a winner to me.

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Biology and Chemistry Pick-up Lines!
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack! :))
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.  =))))))))))
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered. :))
I wish I was an Ion (escu :))) ) so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.  :))))))))))
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

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Anime Geek Pick-up Lines!
Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.  :)))
Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?  =))
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
Do they make you in hug pillow?  :))

Pokemon Pick-up Lines!
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch that ass.
You put the "cool" in Tentacool.

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World of Warcraft, WOW Pick-up Lines!
Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?  :))
I've heard that you are an Epic mount.
Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection! :))
Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low.
You must be whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!
Are you a vendor, because I'd like to browse your goods.  :))

Christian Pick-up Lines!
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
For you I would slay two Goliaths
You float my ark.
The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?  :)))
I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like im being lead to bethlehem.
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you. :)))
Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation :))))))))
Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.  =)))))) =))))))))
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. :))
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.  =)))))))))
(Philippians 4:8 Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.)
Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.  :)))

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Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick-up Lines!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.  :>
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.  :)))
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.  :))))))))))
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.  :>>
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. :>>>
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen  :))
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!  :))
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? :))))
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. :))
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! :))
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful. =)))))))))
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

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Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick-up Lines!
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.  :)))
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily". :))))))))))))))))))))
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?  :)))))
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! =))))))))))))))))))))))
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick-up Lines!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"  =)))))))))))
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
(Ask a person for the time) 21:15? So today is September 19, 2011, at 21:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!  :))
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. :))))))
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.  =)))
When God made you, he was showing off.  :)))
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.  :))
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. :))
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. =))))))))))
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here). =)))))))))
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up. :))))))))
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? :)))))))))
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? :))))))
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you. :))
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

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Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick-up Lines!
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off! :)))))
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. =))))))) =)))))))) =)))))))))) =)))))))))))
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. =)))))))))))))
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me. =)))))))))))) =)))))))))))
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. :))
My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money? :)))
Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine. =))))))) =)))))))
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)  :))
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close... :))))))))
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

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Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick-up Lines!
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?") You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell. :))
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you were a steak you would be well done. :))
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me. :))


that's all folks!