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Wednesday, 23 december 2009 |
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 These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time.
The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come
home with your makeup all smeared."
The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a thing for a few minutes. Then she reached under her
skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud thud!
She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!!"
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Noapte de iarna, furtuna. Un brutar tocmai voia sa inchida magazinul, cand intra pe usa un client infrigurat care voia sa cumpere un cozonac. - Sunteti insurat, domnule? intreaba brutarul. - Bineinteles! Dar ce, credeti ca mama m-ar fi trimis la cumparaturi pe o vreme ca asta? |
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