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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 19:49
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ImparatuNeast
Friday 29th January 2077 at 2:11, at the age of 86 sux..io nu voiam mai mult de 65 x( x( |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 19:49
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Gabi 
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Wednesday 3rd August 2061 at 15:46, that is to say in 1.623.783.446 seconds, at the age of 84, affected by a particularly rare form of cold. |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 19:51
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ImparatuNeast
am facut cateva modificari (am trecut pe sadistic) si o sa mor la 67 de ani \:D/ \:D/ |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:06
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Andreirux
Monday 16th June 2092 at 21:14 |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:12
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shok
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Thursday 18th October 2074 at 13:30, that is to say in 2.040.567.433 seconds, at the age of 80, during a very exciting party organized by your friends for you. |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:13
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shok
eu raman la vorba mea "and the rain will kill us all..." :))) |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:15
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airamb
Sunday 17th January 2055 at 10:50 ..........pffff cam mult (cred c-am trisat) :P Il mai fac o data. :) |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:20
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Andreirux
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Tuesday 26th July 2089 at 18:11, nice |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:27
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EugeN_Torres10
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Saturday 27th November 2088 at 5:35, that is to say in 2.485.847.359 seconds, at the age of 93, N after calling your partner with the wrong name |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:30
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alynabest
Friday 1st September 2073 at 16:13, that is to say in 2.004.979.417 seconds, at the age of 86, falling while handwashing all the windows of the Empire State Building for 2 dollars per hour. lol =)))))))))))) |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:34
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No.Body
Thursday 26th September 1980 at 5:27 - oh yeah, already dead :| |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:35
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Duncan
Monday 16th April 2063 at 11:25 |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:36
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Fr33zy 
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Friday 9th April 2083 at 2:48, at the age of 97, flying out of your living-room window after stumbling on your new carpet. |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:46
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bufnitel
90 de ani...bun :D |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:49
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airamb
Se pare ca, pana acum, va "ingrop" pe toti... :)))) |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:49
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sanmarco
Eu am murit ieri, la ora 15.46! |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 20:50
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airamb RE: :))) Bine ca mai apuc si eu sa aprind o lumanare si sa fac o coliva cuiva. |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:00
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sanmarco RE: Ah! Sunt linistit acum! Nu ma mai zbat! |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:07
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airamb RE: Doar in cazanul cu smoala sau cu draco aicele :) |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:00
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No.Body RE: Sa te astept dincolo sau gasesti drumul pana aici jos? |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:06
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sanmarco RE: Si tu esti mort? |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:33
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No.Body RE: hursday 26th September 1980 at 5:27 - oh yeah, already dead :| Un pic mai sus scrisesem :D |
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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:05
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calion90
Tuesday 6th February 2080 at 9:54 |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:13
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crxtina
Tuesday 29th August 2073 at 18:16, that is to say in 2.004.725.012 seconds, at the age of 85, suffocated by a pop-corn at the cinema while watching a comic movie. |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:14
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crxtina
stiam eu ca exagerez cu filmele da nu credeam ca o sa imi aduca moartea... dubios |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:21
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covex_robu
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Saturday 1st February 2076 at 17:49, that is to say in 2.081.276.93 seconds, at the age of 86, slain by the perfidious creators ot the Deathclock. |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:34
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gyovy
Daca va da cu eroare... e clar.... va sinucideti!!! |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 21:56
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tincan
Thursday 20th July 2073 at 1:37, that is to say in 2.001.206.438 seconds, at the age of 83, immediately after saying: "I must get it done at any cost!". hehe sounds like me! |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 22:15
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HAIDUCUL1
Adio!!!!!!!!!Ma duc sa mor,pupici... |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 22:23
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gyovy RE: Bine. In cazul asta... ne vedem maine!!! |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 22:38
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HAIDUCUL1 RE: Daca totusi nu mor se poate apela la eutanasiere? |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 22:43
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gyovy RE: DA! Te tinem numai in alcool si femei... pana te duci!!!:)) |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 18:50
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HAIDUCUL1 RE: Daca ai inima buna ,asa-ti trebuie. |
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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 23:35
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Efe
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Saturday 1st June 2069 at 19:45, that is to say in 1.870.801.807 seconds, at the age of 80 crushed three times by the same car (driven by your daughter-in-law). Stiam eu de ce vreau fetite... |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 23:41
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bdeedee RE: vai, tu mori de ziua mea =)) cheers, I'll be too drunk to care :)) |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 23:40
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bdeedee
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Monday 5th May 2081 at 6:19, at the age of 92, swallowed by a time-space warp. =)) Speram totusi ca agonia mea sa nu depaseasca 69 :D de ani. :)) |

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Thursday, 18 feb 2010 23:58
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shaad
si 2012 unde e? k nu vad la nimeni..:| |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 00:14
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Benu 
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Sunday 18th September 2072 at 3:24, that is to say in 1.974.852.667 seconds, at the age of 90, run down by the Enterprise during a test flight. :))))))))))))) The Enterprise?!?!? :)))))))))))) |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 05:06
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Cristina7
Our exclusive and infallible Deathclock predicts you are going to die on Tuesday 26th May 2082 at 18:16, that is to say in 2.280.481.928 seconds, at the age of 92, kicked by Chuck Norris. :D |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 08:41
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emilio67
Va anunt cu regret ca stati de vorba de trei luni cu fantoma lui emilio |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 10:05
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Carboplex
la 84 ani cu un bat infipt in cap |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 10:07
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Carboplex
daca le dau o suta de parai voi trai cat Moise. Eu zic ca merita investitia |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 10:38
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Ender
Mda ... daca ne luam dupa prostia aia automat durata medie de viata a sarit de 80 de ani. Ma indoiesc ca jumatate din toti cei care au "aflat" ca vor traii pana la 80+ ani vor apucat varsta de 60 de ani macar. Eu unul ma multumesc cu 60-65 de ani, nu as vrea sa traiesc destul incat sa realizez ca am devenit un mosneag decrepit. |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 11:23
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Benu  RE: Daca iti voi supravietui, sa stii ca promit sa lesin de ras cand o sa aud ca ai dat intr-un final coltul :P Evident, daca vom scapa de 2012 si daca vei ajunge la o venerabila varsta de cel putin 85 de ani ;)) Asa, pt suport mor(t)al ;) |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 18:14
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valent
1 Decembrie 2050. De emotie....cu ziua nationala :)))) |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 19:52
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Fr33zy  RE: Pai parca ziua nationala era pe 15 martie... nu? :))) |

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Friday, 19 feb 2010 23:12
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mircea04
Friday 12th May 2062 at 17:36, that is to say in 1.648.056.338 seconds, at the age of 81, N run over by a tractor while picking daisies in a field. hahaa ma calca tractorul.. cred ca e viitoarea nevasta, ca asa i-am spus. ca daca nu iese cu mine imi cumpar tractor si ii fac serenada cu el :)) |

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Saturday, 20 feb 2010 09:12
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Alessio
Friday 21st January 2078 at 21:34, that is to say in 2.143.369.346 seconds, at the age of 85, N hit on your head by a 7-ton hailstone. |

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Saturday, 20 feb 2010 09:52
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Benu  RE: "a 7-ton hailstone" - un bob de grindina de 7 tone?????????? :)))))))))))) Praf si pulbere se va alege de capul tau... cu tot respectul ti-o spun :P :))))))))))) =)))))))))))))))))))) |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 11:11
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nikko 
Imi este frica sa incerc. |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 13:38
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gyovy RE: Am incercat eu in locul tau... ne ingropi pe totzi! :)))))))))) |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 15:58
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nikko  RE: Pe rand sau ....? :))) |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 15:58
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gyovy RE: Cate unul si pe rand!:))) |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 15:59
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nikko  RE: Pacat.:( |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 16:01
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gyovy RE: Vrei pe totzi o data??? |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 16:02
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nikko  RE: :D Nu recunosc. |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 16:05
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gyovy RE: ... dar vrei!:))))))))) |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 16:09
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emilio67 RE: Sa inteleg ca tu vei fi cea care in 2012 vei fi in arca lui NOE ??? |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 16:10
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nikko  RE: Voi fi UNICA!:))) |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 16:12
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emilio67 RE: o sa te plictisesti.... ia si serverul cu diseara. ro |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 13:28
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mambo
Friday 31st May 2047 at 0:06. La 77 de ani, e OK. |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 15:54
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WhiteRoses
Monday 1st February 2077 at 19:20 se pare ca la varsta de 91 ma duc si eu :)) exact ca bunica |

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Wednesday, 24 feb 2010 22:20
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lorywit
Thursday 12th August 2066 at 13:31 super tare...la 86 de ani,imi convine!:)) |

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Thursday, 25 feb 2010 23:23
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misterra 
Am pus-o si pe o colega sa isi faca testul, si era dezamagita ca i-a iesit ca moare pe la 82 de ani. A zis ca ea vrea macar 90 de ani. Si a inceput sa isi revizuiasca raspunsurile, sa nu moara asa repede :)) A modificat unele raspunsuri care erau mai cu semnul intrebarii, dar marea diferenta in speranta de viata, care a saltat-o la 95 de ani, a fost intrebarea referitoare la satisfactia la locul de munca. Atunci cand a zis ca e locul ei preferat, ca ii place sa lucreze de nu mai poate si nu lucreaza ca sa traiasca ci ca traieste ca sa lucreze, brusc a devenit aproape nemuritoare :)) Asa ca am aflat secretul :D |

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Thursday, 25 feb 2010 23:53
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pitu-pitu
eu mor pe la 90 de ani..;))..imi convine..doar sa fie asa...:P |
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Thursday, 25 feb 2010 23:55
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Efe RE: Iti convine??? Mie imi zice de 80, si deja mi se pare prea mult. :)) |

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Friday, 26 feb 2010 00:03
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pitu-pitu RE: imi convine...mi-e cam frica de moarte :-S |
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