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emilio67

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91 conversations  91 conversations
46 picture of the day  46 picture of the day
3 joke of the day  3 joke of the day
200 proposed jokes  200 proposed jokes
1 problem of the day  1 problem of the day
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Location
Silly-dressed Folks on Horses

Birthday
6 november 1967

Last seen
27 september 2017

Registered
1 december 2008


Games ranking
#966 with 17612 points

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Picture of the day (46)

Against the wind...... Against the wind...
5 february 2015
Rating: 4.40
The new entrances to the Major office... The new entrances to the Major office
4 february 2015
Rating: 5.89
Surprise for the dear wife... Surprise for the dear wife
10 august 2014
Rating: 3.67
I can handle it, do I?... I can handle it, do I?
8 august 2014
Rating: 4.00
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Joke of the day (3)

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Proposals for joke of the day (200)

14 september 2017
Cică o partidă de sex echivalează cu 8 km de alergare!
Da cine dracu' aleargă 8 km în 2 minute ?!?
23 june 2017
Se intalneste Gheo cu pretenii sai...
- Un' te duci mai, Gheo asa ferchezuit?
- No... apoi ma duc sa-mi iau nevasta!!!
- Bai, Gheo... sa ai grija, sa fie frumoasa...ca altfel ti-o f*ti singur!!!
6 february 2014
Daca aveti zapada in curte... puneti-o pe mercador!
Data viitoare sa intre Rally si isi ia de acolo!!!
4 october 2013
Nevasta unui detinut in audienta la directorul penitenciarului:
- Domnule director, am venit aici sa va rog sa-i dati barbatului meu o munca mai usoara.
- Dar, doamna, barbatul dv. lipeste etichete pe sticle, deci nu vad in asta un lucru greu.
- Nenorocitul, mie mi-a zis ca sapa un tunel...
5 february 2013
- Ce mai este nou, Gigele ?
- Sunt suparat, Vasile. Am aflat ca nevasta-mea ma insala.
- Bine, DA eu te-am intrebat DOAR ce mai e nou .....
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Problem of the day (1)

100 people
4 december 2008

Un tip vede un grup de oameni stand la o coada.
Le zice:
- Buna ziua ! Ce multi sunteti ! Cred ca trebuie sa fiti vreo 100 !
- Buna, zice unul, dar nu suntem 100. Ca sa fim 100, trebuie sa fim inca o data pe cati suntem acum, plus inca jumatate, plus inca un sfert si cu tine suntem 100.

Intrebare: Cati oameni stau la coada ?

Rating: 5.00
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