Borcea pe autostivuito in drum sprestadion. Se relaxeaza omul, isi scoate pantofii, cand observa in scaunul din stanga un stelist, in scaunul din dreapta un stelist. Dupa jumatate de ora de la plecare, Borcea politicos catre stelisti:
- Eu ma duc sa iau o bere, voi vretzi ceva?
Stelistul din stanga,:
- Da, o cola fara gheatza.
Dupa ce pleaca sa ia bauturile stelistul din stanga ii ia un pantof si trage o flegma sanatoasa in pantof si il pune la loc. Aduce Borcea bauturile, dupa jumatate de ora ii intreaba din nou. Stelistul din dreapta:
- Mie adu-mi o cola cu gheatza.
Borcea pleaca dupa bauturi, stelistul din dreapta trage o flegma in celalalt pantof. Autostivuitorul se apropie de stadion, Borcea isi pune pantofii si isi da seama de ce are in pantofi, dupa care politicos li se adreseaza:
- Ma intreb oare cand o sa inceteze cu ura asta intre dinamovisti si stelisti, cand o sa putem sa ne purtam si noi civilizat, fara sa tragem flegme in pantofi, fara sa ne eliminam din cursa pentru Champions League ...

Q: Which is the ideal husband?
A: The one that find his wife in bed with her lover, when he comes home, and says: my apologies, please go on.
Q: Which is the perfect lover?
A: The one that can go on after the situation above ...

O mama a mers cu fetita ei in cimitir, la mormantul bunicii. La un moment dat fetita intreaba:
- Mamii, sunt vreodata ingropati doi oameni in acelasi mormant?
- Nu, draga mea, de ce?
- Pe mormantul din spate scria: "Aici zace un avocat si un om cinstit"!

Gaby le vorbeste utilizatorilor despre VOT:
-Stiti, se poate vota in urmatoarele feluri: el pe ea, ea pe el, ea pe alta ...
In spatele clasei JoGa*Bonito ridica mana.
-Ce e JoGa*Bonito ? intreaba Gaby.
-Vroiam sa stiu daca este pericol de BAN la votul : EU pe MINE ?

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"