I: Cat de adanc trebuie sa fie penisul introdus atunci cand ejaculez, pentru ca sarcina sa aiba loc?
R: Pana in dreptul ficatului.

Eram în banca … citeam … si ghici cine se aseaza în fata mea ? [profa de mate] Ma gândesc eu cum sa ma bag în seama fara sa tipe la mine … Si-mi vine-n cap numele ei … Elena … O caut pe FaceBook … Îi recunosc poza … Îi umblu pe profil pe acolo … Si ce vad ca îi place … ghici ce ?… matematica … Ce fac … Soptesc … ”Bah ce-ar merge o ecuatie acuma” … [La fix cât sa ma auda] Bah si scoate creta frate … Ma scoate la tabla … Îmi da si un 3 … Ne împrietenim si pe FaceBook . Foarte naspa frate.

TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ

10. Husseinfeld

9. Mad About Everything

8. Allah McBeal

7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror

6. Achmed's Creek

5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right

4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest

3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show

2. Buffy the Slayer of American Imperialist Dogs

1. Suddenly Sanctions

TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN