People think I'm God... anywhere I go, they say "Oh God! You've come again...."

Scientists say we use only 10% of our brain. Imagine how much better the world would be if we started using the other 60%.

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

What makes this noise? oooooOOOOO, oooOOOOO ... a cow with no lips

Anul 1989. Gavriil Stiharul Intreaba Radio Erevan.
Intrebare: Am observat ca, in ultimul timp, numarul bancurilor politice a crescut si nimeni nu le mai cenzureaza. Se pare ca insasi securitatea le difuzeaza. Care sa fie explicatia?
Raspuns: Sa se creada ca romanii mor de ras, nu de foame.