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4 january 2013

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26 january 2009


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Proposals for joke of the day (3)

5 may 2009
Cand se uita la o casa,fratele meu a intrebat agenta imobiliara in ce directie este nordul,el a explicat ca nu vrea ca soarele sa-l trezeasca in fiecare dimineata.
Ea a intrebat "Soarele rasare in nord?"
Cand fratele meu i-a explicat ca soarele rasare in est de ceva timp,ea a dat din cap si a zis:
"Oh, nu prea tin pasul cu lucrurile astea"
23 april 2009
Judecatorul catre martor:
- Ai vazut ca vecinul tau isi bate soacra?
- Da domnule judecator.
- Si de n-ai intervenit?
- Pai, sa vedeti, la inceput am vrut sa intervin, dar cand am
vazut ca o poate bate singur...
24 march 2009
Se face un concurs : care este cel mai tare hacker. Finalistii Dracul cel tanar si Iisus
Se aseaza ei la calculatoare li se da tinta: calculatorul principal (main) de la NASA.
Se apuca ei de hackuit, si lucreaza vreo 2 ore, cand, se taie curentul. Cand revine curentul, lucreaza ce lucreaza, Iisus termina in 10 minute, Dracul in vreo 3 ore.

De ce? - Pentru ca Iisus salveaza!
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