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Hidan44

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Location
Medias

Birthday
Tuesday, 26 july 1994

Last seen
4 march 2012

Registered
13 november 2008


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Joke of the day (5)

Un om se duce la Vatican si cere o audienta la papa. Toti mitropolitii si calugarii ce serveau papei s-au opus, cerindu-i omului sa le spuna lor ce are sa-i transmita. Omul a insistat totusi, spunindu-le ca trebuie neaparat sa-l vada personal pe papa.
In sfirsit, i s-a acordat audienta, a intrat la papa, s-au inchis usile, dar cei de-afara au ramas ascultind la usa, curiosi.
Peste putin, il aud pe vizitator: "500 000 de dolari". Papa: - Nu pot, imi pare rau...
Omul: 1 milion de dolari.
Papa: imi pare rau, nu pot accepta.
2 milioane de dolari...
Papa: imi pare rau domnul meu, dar nu pot accepta...
Iese omul val-virtej din cabinet, si intra preotii vaticanului:
Parinte, am auzit ce oferta ti-a facut omul, inaltimea ta stie ce nevoi are biserica, de ce n-ai acceptat?
La care papa le raspunde:
- Voi ati accepta ca dupa fiecare rugaciune, in loc de AMIN, sa spuneti COCA-COLA???

9 july 2009
Rating: 6.26
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Proposals for joke of the day (54)

4 march 2012
In clasa: 2+5=7
Tema de casa: 13x+7=-51
La test: Ana are 3 portocale. Daca George ii da inca 2 portocale, calculati masa pamantului.
22 august 2011
Calling your penis Mike Tyson, because it breaks jaws...
22 may 2011
Azi noapte la 2:30 vine vecinu' si imi bate la usa. Ce oameni nesimtiti!
Noroc ca eram treaz si cantam la tobe...
13 march 2011
Women are perfect housekeepers. Whenever they divorce, they keep the house.
7 december 2010
Ce ii zice o banana unui vibrator?
"Tu ce tot tremuri ma, ca pe tine nu te manca dupa aia!"
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Problem of the day (1)

Ceva nu e bine... Ceva nu e bine...
27 may 2011

Ce este in neregula cu aceasta poza?

Rating: 5.00
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