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Saturday, 1 december 1984

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17 october

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Proposals for joke of the day (28)

4 april 2013

A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well that's a good start,” says the professor, “Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That's really good,” continues the professor, “I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
15 students raise their hands.
“That's a great response,” remarks the impressed professor, “has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” asks the professor.
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished.
He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it's like to have *** with a ghost.”
The student replies, “Ghost?!?” Dang, I thought you said ‘goats.’


2 april 2013
Astazi m-am despartit de prietena mea. Imi reprosa tot timpul ca nu ma ocup de igiena personala si mai ales de zona intima...
Mare branza!
25 march 2013
Un bărbat întreabă la Radio Erevan:
- ***ul după înmormântare e normal?
- Da, dar atenție, numai dacă e văduva, nu răposata
13 march 2013
- V-aş recomanda, pe cât posibil, o viaţă ***uală regulată. Sunteţi căsătorită sau aveţi un prieten?
- Şi soţ, şi prieten, domnule doctor, dar se cam lasă unul pe altul!
12 march 2013
La un interviu de angajare:
- “Care credeţi că este cel mai mare defect al dumneavoastră?”
Aplicantul:
- “Sinceritatea”
Angajatorul:
- “Nu cred că sinceritatea este un defect”
Aplicantul:
- Mă doare-n p**ă de ce credeţi dumneavoastră” !
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Problem of the day (1)

Paradoxul spanzuratului
5 august 2010

   Un judecator il anunta pe condamnat ca va fi spanzurat intr-una din zilele lucratoare din saptamana urmatoare, insa executia il va lua prin surprindere pe prizonier. Nu va sti ziua in care va fi spanzurat pana cand un gardian va veni la usa sa si il va duce la spanzuratoare. Gandindu-se la ceea ce a spus judecatorul, prizonierul se retrage bucuros in celula sa, fiind sigur ca nu va fi spanzurat. Saptamana urmatoare, miercuri , gardianul bate la usa si il duce pe prizonier la spanzuratoare. De ce era prizonierul sigur ca nu va fi spanzurat?

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