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Cluj-Napoca

Birthday
Wednesday, 23 august 1989

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5 december 2012

Registered
31 august 2008


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Picture of the day (3)

Red apples ... Red apples
10 september 2012
Rating: 5.06
Another kind of.. checkmate !... Another kind of.. checkmate !
11 august 2009
Rating: 7.47
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Proposals for joke of the day (8)

12 november 2009
A black baby died and went to heaven.God looked at him, said "you've earned your wings"
and gave the black baby wings.The black baby looked up and said "am I really an angel now ?"
God looked down and said:
"HELL NAW, NIGGA, YOU A BAT !"
16 august 2009
-Cum puteti scapa de mirosul de usturoi ?
- ???
-Mancati ceapa !
8 june 2009
O tanara doamna, blonda, opreste masina in fata semaforului, la rosu.Se aprinde galben - doamna sta pe loc, verde - doamna iarasi sta.Se aprinde rosu iar.Celelalte masini incep sa claxoneze.De ea se apropie un politist care o intreaba:-Doamna doreste alta culoare ?
7 june 2009
La lectia de fizica, profesorul se adreseaza elevilor:
- Precum vedeti, nu vedeti nimic.De ce nu vedeti nimic, veti vedea indata !
23 april 2009
Presedintele Bush il intreaba pe seful CIA:
- Cum naiba de stiu evreii tot ce facem, inainte chiar sa actionam? Generalul ii raspunde:
- Domnule Presedinte, evreii au o expresie: "Vus tutuh?" (adica "ce se-ntampla?"). Cand se-ntalnesc, si-o adreseaza unul altuia - si asa stiu tot! Bush se decide sa verifice personal daca asa stau lucrurile. Se deghizeaza in evreu habotnic, cu palarie, perciuni si tot ce trebuie si se duce intr-un cartier evreiesc din Brooklyn. Vede un evreu batran cu tichiuta in cap si-l intreaba in soapta:
- Vus tutuh? Batranul, tot in soapta, ii raspunde:
- Umbla Bush prin Brooklyn...
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