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IceScream

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Location
uk

Birthday
Wednesday, 21 september 1988

Last seen
29 october 2011

Registered
20 february 2008


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Picture of the day (5)

Dosis... Dosis
22 january 2015
Rating: 8.50
Some guys really have no limits...... Some guys really have no limits...
5 december 2008
Rating: 3.82
Come on, it's promotional !... Come on, it's promotional !
28 november 2008
Rating: 5.60
Thoughts... Thoughts
26 august 2008
Rating: 5.58
Maximum speed...... Maximum speed...
21 august 2008
Rating: 5.59
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Proposals for joke of the day (3)

25 august 2008
WANTED:
A tall, well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden,classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.
14 july 2008


Un cavaler urma sa plece in cruciada. Isi facu bagajele, puse centura de castitate la nevasta si dadu cheia centurii celui mai bun prieten:
- Daca nu ma intorc in 3 ani, o poti avea pe nevasta mea.
Si isi vazu de drum. Dupa o ora de mers, prietenul il ajunse din urma:
- Mi-ai dat alta cheie!!
19 june 2008
Un om se plimba pe plaja si se impiedica de o lampa. Din ea iese un duh care ii spune:
-Iti voi indeplini 3 dorinte, dar pentru ca m-ai deranjat, ceea ce imi ceri tu, ii voi da dublu persoanei pe care o urasti cel mai mult - seful tau.
Tipul accepta si spune prima dorinta:
-As vrea foarte, foarte multi bani.
Dintr-odata, apar pe plaja mai multe valize cu 20 milioane de dolari, si 40 milioane in contul sefului.
-Imi mai doresc si o masina sport, incredibila. In acel moment, apare un Lamborghini, iar in parcarea sefului doua Lamborghini.
Duhul ii spune:
-Acum, ultima dorinta, gandeste-te bine.
Tipul se gandeste si ii spune:
-Pai, stii, mereu mi-am dorit sa donez un rinichi.
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