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My favorite part of the book... My favorite part of the book
8 july 2014
Rating: 4.22
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Joke of the day (8)

Pe puntea de comanda a unui transatlantic de lux , comandantul si secundul observa ,in calea navei ,un imens aisberg aproape imposibil de ocolit.
Comandantul ii cere secundului sa pregateasca, imediat si fara panica, pasagerii pentru o eventuala coliziune.
Secundul alearga in sala de bal , opreste muzica , se prezinta si se adreseaza pasagerilor:
- Va propun un divertisment de care nu ati mai avut parte. O sa-mi scot p*la ,o sa dau cu ea in masa asta si o sa rup vaporul in doua. Mai intai insa va rog sa va puneti vestele de salvare.
Pasagerii se conformeaza , secundul scoate *** ,loveste masa, se aude o bubuitura si vaporul se duce la fund.
Dupa un timp, in apa, pe o scandura comandantul catre secund:
-Nu stiu ce s-a intamplat, pentru ca eu am reusit totusi sa evit aisbergul.

26 april 2008
Rating: 5.35
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Proposals for joke of the day (54)

16 april 2010
Borcea pe autostivuito in drum sprestadion. Se relaxeaza omul, isi scoate pantofii, cand observa in scaunul din stanga un stelist, in scaunul din dreapta un stelist. Dupa jumatate de ora de la plecare, Borcea politicos catre stelisti:
- Eu ma duc sa iau o bere, voi vretzi ceva?
Stelistul din stanga,:
- Da, o cola fara gheatza.
Dupa ce pleaca sa ia bauturile stelistul din stanga ii ia un pantof si trage o flegma sanatoasa in pantof si il pune la loc. Aduce Borcea bauturile, dupa jumatate de ora ii intreaba din nou. Stelistul din dreapta:
- Mie adu-mi o cola cu gheatza.
Borcea pleaca dupa bauturi, stelistul din dreapta trage o flegma in celalalt pantof. Autostivuitorul se apropie de stadion, Borcea isi pune pantofii si isi da seama de ce are in pantofi, dupa care politicos li se adreseaza:
- Ma intreb oare cand o sa inceteze cu ura asta intre dinamovisti si stelisti, cand o sa putem sa ne purtam si noi civilizat, fara sa tragem flegme in pantofi, fara sa ne eliminam din cursa pentru Champions League ...
26 march 2010
Q: Which is the ideal husband?
A: The one that find his wife in bed with her lover, when he comes home, and says: my apologies, please go on.
Q: Which is the perfect lover?
A: The one that can go on after the situation above ...
15 november 2009
O mama a mers cu fetita ei in cimitir, la mormantul bunicii. La un moment dat fetita intreaba:
- Mamii, sunt vreodata ingropati doi oameni in acelasi mormant?
- Nu, draga mea, de ce?
- Pe mormantul din spate scria: "Aici zace un avocat si un om cinstit"!
11 october 2009
Gaby le vorbeste utilizatorilor despre VOT:
-Stiti, se poate vota in urmatoarele feluri: el pe ea, ea pe el, ea pe alta ...
In spatele clasei JoGa*Bonito ridica mana.
-Ce e JoGa*Bonito ? intreaba Gaby.
-Vroiam sa stiu daca este pericol de BAN la votul : EU pe MINE ?


11 january 2009
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
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