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Location
Iasi

Birthday
Wednesday, 19 august 1987

Last seen
6 october 2008

Registered
6 april 2006


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Picture of the day (5)

At the seaside... At the seaside
17 june 2007
Rating: 5.82
Wait, we'll push you up...... Wait, we'll push you up...
1 october 2006
Rating: 5.66
Where should I start ???... Where should I start ???
23 august 2006
Rating: 5.53
Sun bath... Sun bath
6 june 2006
Rating: 5.79
Smells good!... Smells good!
27 may 2006
Rating: 5.65
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Joke of the day (15)

La varsta de 50 de ani sotia primeste din partea barbatului o sticla cu lapte.
Nedumerita, il intreaba:
- Dar de ce draga tocmai o sticla cu lapte?
- Pai, draga mea nevasta... la 20 de ani erai fermecatoare, ti-am adus o floare... la 30 de ani erai dulce... ti-am adus o sampanie... la 40 de ani erai fierbinte, ti-am adus o paine calda... insa acum, la 50 de ani, te-ai facut cat o vaca si ti-am adus niste lapte...
Insa sotia ii da replica:
- Da, dragul meu, eram eu ca o floare la 20 de ani, insa nu tu ai rupt prima petala... eram eu la 30 ca o sampanie de dulce... insa tu ma agitai si altii ma sorbeau... la 40 eram eu fierbinte ca o paine insa tu mancai coaja altii miezul... iar acum la 50 poate ca sunt ca o vaca, insa cand pleci tu de acasa vin taurii la usa si intreaba daca boul e acasa !




14 august 2006
Rating: 5.54
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