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3 december

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11 march 2019
Doamna educatoare le dadu copiilor la fiecare cate o carte de colorat, in care era un desen cu o rațusca tinand o umbrela.
- Copii, le spuse ea, puteti colora rațusca cu galben, iar umbrela - cu verde.
La sfarsit, educatoarea vazu ca Bula colorase rațusca cu un rosu aprins...
- Bula, ii zice ea, unde ai mai vazut tu rața rosie?! la care Bula:
- Dar dumneavoastra unde ati mai vazut rața cu umbrela?!
27 february 2019
Trei tipe stau de vorba; prima:
- Sa vezi ce am gasit in buzunarele sotului meu aseara...
Celelalte:
- ???
- Fotografii porno....
- Si ce ai facut cu ele?
- Nici nu am stat sa ma gandesc, le-am aruncat pe foc.
Alta:
- Asta nu-i nimic, eu am gasit in buzunarele sotului meu
prezervative….
- Si ce ai facut? Le-ai aruncat pe foc?
- Ei, as, le-am gaurit si le-am pus la loc.
Cea de-a treia lesina.....
5 august 2018
- Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
- It's a girl. She's my daughter.
- Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
- I'm not. I'm her mother.
19 april 2018
Ora de biologie. Profesoara spune: – Copii! stiti ca stamina si pistilul la flori sunt organe de reproducere?
Bula din rândul din spate:
- Sa-mi bag picioarele… si eu le miroseam!
8 april 2018
Un om avea un cal. Si calul ... nu avea nimic impotriva.
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