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Location
Bucureşti

Birthday
(is not public)

Last seen
16 august 2011

Registered
4 february 2006


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#3559 with 7099 points

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Picture of the day (4)

Darh..Vader... and his new look... Darh..Vader... and his new look
22 march 2006
Rating: 5.65
special offers........ special offers.....
21 march 2006
Rating: 5.23
Evolution !?!... Evolution !?!
19 march 2006
Rating: 5.83
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Proposals for joke of the day (1)

20 april 2011

O tipa, tatuata din cap pana-n picioare, facea plaja la nudisti. Un tip vine langa ea, o studiaza din cap pana in picioare si o intreaba:
- Nu va suparati, aveti cumva pe fesa stânga un tatuaj cu zambetul lui Iliescu ?
- Da!
- Doamna, cat il admir pe acest om... imi dati voie sa-l pup?
- Pupa-l domnule.
- Multumesc!
Pupa omul fesa stânga, iar apoi intreaba:
- Dar pe fesa dreapta este tatuat domnul Vadim?
- Da.
- Imi dati voie sa-l pup? Va rog mult!
- Pupa-l, dar te rog sa pleci apoi,ca-mi iei soarele!
Il pupa si pe Vadim, iar apoi intreaba din nou:
- Doamna, cumva intre picioare, cu ochii incrucisati, este domnul Basescu?
- Da.
- Doamna, lasati-ma sa-i dau 3 '' beep ''-n gura... ca atat m-a enervat cu taierea salariilor...!
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