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Scorpions

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Birthday
Tuesday, 14 february 1978

Last seen
29 february 2012

Registered
20 august 2009


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Joke of the day (1)

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Proposals for joke of the day (10)

22 january 2012
In Sicilia nu exista "Martorii lui Iehova"....Sicilienilor in general nu le plac martorii !
12 october 2010
Bancul cu Celentano.
- Ce lent, Ano, iti dai chilotii jos !
3 september 2010
Ion se trezeste in toiul noptii singur, in pat, fara nevasta-sa Maria. Iese afara si o cauta. Dupa ceva timp o gaseste langa o capita facand sex cu Gheorghe si ii zice:
- Ce faci Marie? Maine-poimaine..te-oi prinde si duhanind....
1 april 2010
3 prieteni se lauda cu nevestele lor.

Primul: - Eu am o nevastaaaa, ca un fluture!!!
Al doilea: - Nevasta-mea e ca o caprioara!!!
Al treilea sta si se gandeste, la care dupa 2 minute zice:
- Pai… nici a mea nu prea seamana a om!!!
15 december 2009
La usa Scufitei Rosii apare lupul vampir: cioc! cioc! Scufita raspunde:
- Da, ce doresti?
Lupul:
- Haaaa, Scufita Rosie, am venit sa-ti sug sangele!!!!
Scufita Rosie:
- Offfff, ti-am mai zis…. vino si tu pe 16!
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